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— Ambrose Bierce in The Devil’s Dictionary

Son : "I will choose my own bride!"

Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case…ok"

Next – Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case…ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case…ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral Of The Story: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your ATTITUDE should be positive.

General Paper Facts

4100 kilowatts saved per ton recycled 60 lbs. of air pollution reduced per ton recycled. (Source: National Polymers Inc.)

In 1996, 42.3 million tons of paper were recycled in America. (Source: "Recycling and Buy Recycled Fact Sheets" America Recycles Day)

The overall paper and paperboard recovery rate was 44.7 percent for 1996. The total weight of paper and paperboard recovered in 1996 was 42.3 million tons, or 295 pounds per American citizen. (Source: American Forest and Paper Association)

In 1996, the average American recycled 329 pounds of paper- a 9% increase over 1995. (Source: "Recycling and Buy Recycled Fact Sheets" America Recycles Day)

What goes into paper?

• 37% Managed regenerated forests that have been logged and then encouraged to grow again by natural means, such as seeding.

• 29% Industrial pulp plantations that produce fast-growing trees such as some pines and eucalystus.
• 1% Tropical rain forest.

• 1% Original temperate forests (United States, parts of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Argentina, Europe and China).
• 15% Original boreal forests (Alaska, Canada, Russia and Scandinavia).
• 17% Unmanaged naturally regenerated forests.

By Recycling 1 ton of paper you save:

• 17 trees
• 6953 gallons of water
• 463 gallons of oil
• 587 pounds of air pollution
• 3.06 cubic yards of landfill space
• 4077 Kilowatt hours of energy

(Source: Weyerhaueser Info)

In the manufacturing process of Recycled Paper:

• 74% Less air pollution is generated

• 35% Less water pollution is generated

• 58% Less water is required
• 64% Less energy is required
• 31 billion gallons of water could be saved every month by installing water efficiency shower heads in our homes.

(Source: Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries)

Paper and paperboard account for more than 60% of all materials diverted from the municipal solid waste stream for recycling and composting. In 1993, nearly 36 million tons of paper were recovered in the United States-twice as much as in 1980. More than one of every two newspapers, nearly 60% of all corrugated material and one third of all paper and paperboard packaging ( compared to 12% of all other packaging) are being recovered. One third of all paper collected in the world is recovered in the United States, where an average of 267 pounds in now recovered annually by each citizen (compared to 257 pounds per person in Japan). In all, Americans now recover 40% of all paper used- achieving a goal the industry set for 1995 two years ahead of schedule. Importantly, the U.S. paper industry has set its sights even higher with a new goal to recover- for recycling and reuse – one half of all paper used in the year 2000. (Source: American Forest and Paper Association)

Recycling and Reuse

Everyday, U.S. papermakers recycle enough paper to fill a 15 mile long train of boxcars. 75% of the more than 500 U.S. paper and paperboard mills recycle some recovered paper- and 200 depend in it entirely. In the year 2000, an estimated 78% of recovered paper will be recycled domestically: 15% will be exported to foreign recyclers; and the remaining 7% will be reused to make products such as animal bedding, insulation, hydromulch and compost. At the turn of the century, recovered paper is expected to supply 40% of all fiber used to make paper and paperboard products- up from 25% in 1988. (Source: American Forest and Paper Association)

Diversion from landfills

Even though paper consumption has increased significantly less paper is going to landfills-11 million fewer tons in 1993 than 1987. In all, U.S. paper recovery last year saved more than 90 million cubic yards of landfill space. In, 1993, for the first time in history, more paper was recovered in the United States than was landfilled. (Source: American Forest and Paper Association)

Newspapers

Old newspapers are used again to make new newsprint, as well as other products. In 1992, of the 12.8 million tons of newsprint used in the United States, approximately 1.4 million tons went back into the manufacture of new newspaper. (Source: Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries)

Newspapers saves 17 trees for each ton of recycled newspaper.

Newspapers used for newsprint, paperboard products (shoe boxes, backings for writing tablets), cellulose insulation (attics of homes), building materials (wallboard, roofing felt, ceiling tiles) (Source: Waste Management, Inc.)

36 tall stack of newspaper saves the equivalent of about 14% of the average household electric bill. (Source: National Polymers Inc.)

If all morning newspapers read around the country were recycled, 41,000 trees would be saved daily and 6 million tons of waste would never end up in landfills (Source: Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries)

Newspaper Municipal Solid Waste (MSW) Facts:

Generated:

• 13.1 million tons, or 6.3% of MSW by weight.
• 10.7 million tons of this are newpaper and 2.4 million tons are advertising inserts printed on newprint.
• 99 pounds per person per year.

• 118 newspages per pound.

Recycled:

• 7 million tons for a 5.3% recycling rate.
• Industry data show 7.7 million tons recovered for a 61% recovery rate in 1995 and 7.4 million tons recovered for a 63% recovery rate in 1996.

Recycled Content:

• 26% of the fiber in American newspapers comes from ONP.

• 27 states have voluntary or mandatory requirements that newspapers sold in those states contain prescribed amounts of recycled fiber.

Incinerated or Landfilled:

• 6.1 million tons or 4.1% of discarded MSW by weight.

Landfill Volume:

• 17.6 million cubic yards or 4.3% of landfilled MSW by weight in 1993.

Density:

• 12" stack weighs 35 pounds.

• Loose, unbaled newspapers weigh 360-500 pounds per cubic yard.
• Baled newspapers weigh 720-1000 pounds per cubic yard.

• Landfilled newspapers weigh 800 pounds per cubic yard.

Source Reduction:

• Newspaper standard basis weight declined from 32 pounds per 3000 square feet in 1974 to 30 pounds per 3000 square feet in 1995.

• Average number of newspages per pound increased from 93 in 1985 to 118 in 1995.

Kraft Paper

We use kraft paper every day when we ask supermarkets to pack our groceries in brown paper bags. We also make significant use of kraft paper in shipping sacks that package bulk products such as agricultural seeds, animal feeds, fertilizers, and cement, and in mail wrappings for magazines and catalogues.

Tissue and towels

Approximately 5.8 million tons of tissue grades, consisting of toilet and facial tissue, paper napkins, towels, diapers, and various other sanitary products are produced in the U.S. annually. In 1992, approximately 3.5 million tons of scrap paper was used to make to manufacture these products. (Source: American Paper Institute)

Construction Products

Approximately 1.5 million tons of construction products are made each year of paper. These include insulation, gypsum wallboard, roofing paper, flooring, padding, and sound-absorbing materials. All use recycled scrap paper, yet most consumers are unaware of these building materials made with a high recycled paper content. (Source: Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries)

Molded products

Paper egg cartons, fruit trays, flower pots, as well as some industrial and construction products, are made from scrap paper that is repulped and molded into this special-use packaging. (Source: Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries)

Junk Mail

• Americans receive almost 4 million tons of junk mail a year.

• About 44% of the junk mail is never opened.

• Every person in the United States receives junk mail that represents the equivalent of one and a half trees a year.

• If only 100,000 people stopped their junk, mail, we could save up to 150,000 trees annually.

• If a million people did this, we could save up to a million and a half trees.

(Source: The Consumer Research Institute’s Stop Junk Mail Page)

1-Very clean life style and bed style too.

2-We are well trained to listen.

3-Drug Dealers….with a license! Hell yea..

4-Free drugs, condoms, and birth control pills…We play safe!

5-When it comes to measures we are precise, gentle, and got a whole bunch of leaks before reaching the end point! lol,don’t u just love Titration?!

6-We know quite enough anatomy, to know what works and where.

7-We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren’t afraid to use them.

8-We do it over the counter, in the car, and on hospital beds all day long.

9-We never miss a target

10-Love is all about chemistry, right?…Well so is Pharmacy !

no way ….

the real thing that lies under all this is deception… the guy must have bought a replica at 1/10 th the rate of original. but does it really matter to the guy who is across the barricade ; who worships him like god ?? NO !!!

this world is build on deception ….

if i go out wearing a real rolex or a rado …. my friends will think either its a fake one because u cant afford it …. or u must have borrowed it to show off…. how MEAN the world is …. even if i wud have spent all my savings buying that piece of watch !!!

its really unjust…. buts thats the way the world is …. ladies and gentlemen !!

if i were RICH …. even if i wud have been wearing a 1$ linen shirt …. a poor guy must have thot dat it must have cost me a fortune because how can a rich person wear such a cheap cloth…

ISNT OUR THINKING SO BIASED ??!!!

the crux of the matter is that the person’s real value is not determined by wat he or she wears…. but at wat position has the person reached after all his/ her hard work and earned his name ….

at most of these parties…. all people wear expensive clothes purchased on rent from these  HI FI botiques … even fake jewellery and rent jewellery

so ladies and gentlemen … a man is not to be judged by wat he wears… but by the weight of his name ….

ITS A BIG BAD SHOW WORLD  !!!

WELL I HAD visited the national art gallery at INDIA Gate , today, and this painting was the best one that attracted my whole attention…. i loved this painting of goddess saraswati of mysore school of painting ….

I wish I could be your flute

You could kiss me everytime

When you would blow your breath

In me to make my BP shoot

I wish I were your clothes

To touch your body so close

To feel your intimate heat

And to fulfill my daily dose.

I wish I were your chair

You would rule the world from there

I would make you sit in my lap

For you I shall always be down there

I wish I were your boots

I cud walk the world with you

I would bear every thorn

Just to see the smile on you.

I wish I were your breath

I would fill you with life

So u cud live each moment

With love and your wife

this beetle is just half inch small. and i took a macro shot of the bug . my best macro foto ever…..look at the details of the bug’s anatomy ….. worth putting up in some science encylclopedia or some art gallery ….. my lovely foto taken in JUNE  2008

I had clicked this foto in 2006 …. in winters…. after clicking the foto twas a mess on the floor

THIS IS A MODIFIED PICTURE OF THE PINK ROSE BELOW..ND I just tweaked it a lot……NOW DATS CALLED ART……LOVELY ISNT IT

i CLICKED THIS PIC LAS YEAR IN SUMMERS IN CHANDIGARH ……….. THE CITY OF ROSES….. BUT TWAS IN MY GARDEN AS WELL  

now this pic too was clicked 4 years back …….. i think dis pic or this kind of texture can be a huge rage in fashion printed designs and as well as specially head-gear bandanas……. wil be a serius rage in carribean countries and Spain

I Actually clicked this photo around 4 years back an paper print and later digitised the print and now reformed it into a beautiful purple oil painting … a MASTERPIECE